About

Welcome Interwebsurfer, this is my CV:

Ivan Reyné
Contact Information
A small house/apartment near a nice beach.
Definitely a sunny country.
There is going to be a bar and a salsa club closeby, as well.

Profile
Computer engineer with a flair for zombies, vampires and an incipient interest in Lovecraft Mhytos, seeking a career drift towards World Domination. Experienced in a variety of programing languages and ninja techniques, yet eager flexible learner. Great communication skills, specially when blackmailing world leaders. Good teamworker as long as I am the boss and everybody does exactly as I say.

Experience
  • Evil Plans General Manager
    Secret World Domination Plans
    Secret Location
    July 2009 - present
  • Library Characterisation Team
    Nangate do Brasil SA
    Porto Alegre, Brasil
    November 2008 - June 2009
  • Principal Engineer
    NXP Semiconductors
    Southampton, UK
    November 2000 - June 2008
  • Software Engineer
    Iris New Media

    Barcelona, Spain
    April 2000 - October 2000
  • Factory Worker
    Poliuretanos
    Cassa de la Selva, Spain
    July 1999 - September 1999
  • Support IT Engineer
    Ibernet Telematica
    Barcelona, Spain
    July 1998 - September 1998

Skills
  • Flex (Flash) Games Development
  • Perl, PHP, C/C++, Java, ... MySQL
  • Cluster and client - server programming
  • Apache and server administration
  • Software design, UML, ...
  • Enough computer skills to bore to dead all girls
  • Gimp, Inkscape, a bit of Blender
  • Car mechanics
  • Salsa dancing
  • Miniature painting
  • Growing tomatoes
  • ... and more!

Languages
  • Catalan - fluent
  • Spanish- fluent
  • English- fluent
  • Portuguese - almost fluent
  • French - very basic
  • Klingon - just a few insults: "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"