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Ivan Reyné Ferrando
A small house/apartment near a nice beach.
Definitely a sunny country.
There is going to be a bar and a salsa club close by, as well.
 

Profile

Computer engineer with a flair for zombies, vampires and an incipient interest in Lovecraft Mhytos, seeking a career drift towards World Domination. Experienced in a variety of programing languages and ninja techniques, yet eager flexible learner. Great communication skills, specially when blackmailing world leaders. Good teamworker as long as I am the boss and everybody does exactly as I say.

Experience

Evil Plans General Manager
Secret World Domination Plans
Secret Location
July 2009 - present

Library Characterisation Team
Nangate do Brasil SA
Porto Alegre, Brasil
November 2008 - June 2009

Principal Engineer
NXP Semiconductors
Southampton, UK
November 2000 - June 2008

Software Engineer
Iris New Media
Barcelona, Spain
April 2000 - October 2000

Factory Worker
Poliuretanos
Cassa de la Selva, Spain
July 1999 - September 1999

Support IT Engineer
Ibernet Telematica
Barcelona, Spain
July 1998 - September 1998

Skills

• Perl, PHP, C/C++, Java, ... MySQL
• Cluster and client - server programming
• Apache and server administration
• Software design, UML, ...
• Enough computer skills to bore to dead all girls
• Gimp, Inkscape, a bit of Blender
• Car mechanics
• Salsa dancing
• Miniature painting
• Growing tomatoes
• ... and more!

Languages

• Catalan - fluent
• Spanish- fluent
• English- fluent
• Portuguese - almost fluent
• French - very basic
• Klingon - just a few insults: "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"